"Where have you gone, Charming Billy?"Breaking News

 We are coming live to you from the puddy waters in Veitnam. We are getting reports that a solider has died earlier today from a heart attack. We are standing here with First class Paul Berlin, Paul can you tell us what happend here?
Paul: Well earlier today Billy Boy and I were drinking on some cokes when we started the days march.
Reporter: Where were you marching to exactly?
Paul: We were on our way to the sea when Billy Boy stepped on a mine and blew his foot off.
Reporter: ,But wait i thought he died from a heart attack, is that information wrong?
Paul: No that's correct he sat down very frightened and bawling his eyes out screaming" I'm going to die!" he was still crying when Doc Peret gave him morphine. Billy Boy was too scared that he was going to die and gave himself a heart attack.
Reporter: Wow that is a rare occasion. Thank you Paul for all the information.
Paul: Anything i can do to help
Reporter: Well there you have it today we lost a solider, Billy Boy, who frightened himself to death. You will be missed